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    • ISBN:9781784722814
    • Publication date:08 Sep 2016

I Got 99 Problems but a Stitch Ain't One

Cross-stitch with attitude to liven up your home

By Genevieve Brading

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  • £10.00

Your inner grandma meets your inner Beyoncé with designs that are sure to raise a smile.

Your inner grandma meets your inner Beyoncé with designs that are sure to raise a smile.

Sassy attitude meets classic crafts - what's not to love? With this collection of punchy cross-stitch patterns, you can try your hand at this easy, stylish craft that's taking the world by storm, and liven up your home at the same time.

From the fierce and cheeky to the motivational, this book has a cross-stitch for every situation. Hang them up to brighten your morning, to add a bit of fun to your party, or to inject your home with serious style. These patterns will also make the perfect gift for your style-conscious friends.

Featuring 20 designs, including:
- Haters gonna hate
- What would Beyoncé do?
- In Taylor we trust
- Selfie-free zone
- To Bieber or not to Bieber? That is the question.
- No speaking before coffee
- I make it tequila o'clock

Some designs contain swearing.

Biographical Notes

Genevieve Brading is an experienced cross-stitcher and the brains behind Floss & Mischief, an online emporium of all things needlework.

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  • ISBN: 9781784722357
  • Publication date: 08 Sep 2016
  • Page count: 96
  • Imprint: Mitchell Beazley
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