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    • ISBN:9781788401197
    • Publication date:04 Oct 2018

Dad Jokes

The very best of @DadSaysJokes

By Dad Says Jokes

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  • £10.00

A collection of the very best jokes from the hilarious Instagram account @dadsaysjokes - so bad they're good.

From the most-followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes, comes a collection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure.

This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns.

Here are a couple of tasters:

Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
A: Because they lactose.

Q: Are you today's date?
A: Cuz you're 10/10.

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  • ISBN: 9781788401029
  • Publication date: 04 Oct 2018
  • Page count: 272
  • Imprint: Cassell
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