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Kittens For When Sh*t Happens

By Trevor Davies

  • Hardback
  • £7.99

Super-cute photos of kittens experiencing life's little ups and downs will cheer you up, however bad your day!

Super-cute photos of kittens experiencing life's little ups and downs will cheer you up, however bad your day!

Stressed at work?... There's a kitten for that. Relationship breakdown?...Norman the tabby will help...just look at the kittens, there are over 70 funny felines for every crisis.

When things are driving you crazy or life is getting you down, sometimes only a cute kitten can make you feel better. The photos in Kittens For When Sh*t Happens illustrate the 'kitty version' of all our human problems, with hilarious results: the pithy captions will soon have you giggling your worries away. Whether it's a bad hair day or the break-up blues, there is a kitten in this book that is guaranteed to put the smile back on your face.

Contents Includes:

Home Emergencies

Day-to-Day Travails

Work Worries

Relationship Problems

Family Frustrations

Age, Health and Hope

... And everything in between!

Biographical Notes

Trevor Davies is a publisher and part-time writer. He lives in Kent with his wife and two cats, Frazzle and Pringle.

  • Other details

  • ISBN: 9781846014178
  • Publication date: 02 Sep 2013
  • Page count: 96
  • Imprint: Spruce
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