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    • ISBN:9781846015700
    • Publication date:31 Mar 2018
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Be a Mermaid

& be independent, be powerful, be free

By Sarah Ford

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A little book that packs a big punch, with motivational sayings and colourful, characterful drawings of the sea-queen herself.

A little book that packs a big punch, with motivational sayings and colourful, characterful drawings of the sea-queen herself.

Mermaid is happy in her own fins. She is fiercely independent and is just as happy taking herself out for dinner as she is on a night out with the squad. Never one to bow out early, she confronts every challenge head on and isn't afraid to get her hands dirty (though her tail will always be sparkling clean). So let Mermaid guide you through the trials and tribulations of real girl power and you can be sure she'll always have your back.

Be a Mermaid is a great gift for friends who need reminding of their inner mermaid, as well as a must-have addition for anyone who needs to regain the power.

Biographical Notes

Sarah Ford is a writer and publisher with a love of cocktails, coffee and animals... mythical or otherwise. She lives in the Cotswolds, but works in London, travelling back and forth on a unicorn. When she's not working she can be found hanging out in her garden, smelling the flowers with her daughter and a whole host of pets.

Anita Mangan is a graphic designer and illustrator living, working and breathing in London. She has made a career out of being silly and has recently developed cloven hoofs.

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  • ISBN: 9781846015632
  • Publication date: 31 Mar 2018
  • Page count: 96
  • Imprint: Spruce
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