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    • ISBN:9781846015625
    • Publication date:31 Mar 2018
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Be a Llama

& stay a little calmer

By Sarah Ford

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Stressed? Let Llama show you how to find calm amidst the chaos.

Sweet natured, sociable, and blessed with great hair, Llama is taking on the world... she is doing it one step at a time and staying really, really chilled. Take a leaf out of Llama's book and seek out the calm amidst the chaos.

From llama weddings to therapy llamas, these are the animals of tomorrow. Or the day after. No rush.

Find your inner llama Zen with this little book of calm, illustrated with sweet pictures of little charmer Llama. Full of funny quotes to help you achieve total llama 'calma', this book is a wonderful gift for friends and family, as well as a great treat for you.

Biographical Notes

Sarah Ford is a writer and publisher with a love of cocktails, coffee and animals... mythical or otherwise. She lives in the Cotswolds, but works in London, travelling back and forth on a unicorn. When she's not working she can be found hanging out in her garden, smelling the flowers with her daughter and a whole host of pets.

Anita Mangan is a graphic designer and illustrator living, working and breathing in London. She has made a career out of being silly and has recently developed cloven hoofs.

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