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All New Dad Jokes

The Very Best of @DadSaysJokes

By Dad Says Jokes

  • Hardback
  • £10.00

The follow-up to the original bestseller

All New Dad Jokes is the second book from the most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes. Now with a following of over 1 million, All New Dad Jokes provides brand new gags guaranteed to leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure.


@DadSaysJokes is a community-run Instagram account with a million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking mastermind started his career at the tender age of 14 , when he created his original platform, Football.Newz, to serve audiences for the World cup 2014. He has recently added another nine platfroms in different genres (of which @DadJokes is one), with nine million followers and rising. This is his second book.

Q: What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
A: An abdominal snowman.

Biographical Notes

Dad Says Jokes is a community-run social brand fast approaching 1.6m followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew Chilvers.

Kit started his career at social media publisher LADbible and has since gone on to launch his own media company, Pubity Group Ltd.

To find out more follow @DadSaysJokes on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook.

  • Other details

  • ISBN: 9781788401746
  • Publication date: 05 Sep 2019
  • Page count: 272
  • Imprint: Cassell
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